Epic Fail... or is it? Listener Questions, News headlines and No animals were asphyxiated or copulated in the making of this episode. We blame it all on that.

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Beastiality FINALLY isn't funny. It's a Bone's Lair episode destined to be a classic. Grab a bottle and get ready for more of our sickness. In the Spirit of the season the closing song is "Halloween 09" from Zombie Girl. Check em out at http://www.zombie-girl.com

The guys are back with, listener e-mails, the Zombie Apocalypse, and all that sick twisted news that tickles your funny bone, or hurts your "junk". Its Colostomy Bag Comedy through an through!

Hillbilly Skip of Twisted Hillbilly is back to help us answer listener questions, and talk about the sick news in the world. JC gets hammered trying to keep up with the new drinking rules. Abney Park closes out the show with "Airship Pirates" - Thanks Capt Robert!

Arkady is grounded this episode, but DJ Nitesynth takes his place and helps us squeak out another show. DragonCon stories, Bone's News, and closing music  "Find Forever Gone" from Bella Morte! Check them out at http://www.bellamorte.com

Mark Jackson of VNV Nation intros the show, if only we could have ended it there. Dissolving Bikinis, Sheep Poo Canoes, Buggery and lots of other twisted news... All the sickness you have come to expect from us! Check out VNV Nation at http://www.vnvnation.com or on their myspace - http://www.myspace.com/vnvnation  Be sure to tell em Bone's Lair Sent ya!

Bone and JC are joined by Carnie, and Merc of Hate Sick Live! We're Back, sicker and more twisted than ever. News ranges from alleged bestiality to a Pot app for your iPhone. Closing song is "Vampires Ball" by Hate Sick Live. ENJOY!

Can we make a Better Podcast? Yes we can, but it's not this one. Death, Destruction, and Happiness, brought to you by Bones Lair!

The guys are back with another show!
And have they been busy... Nin/Ja, Gwar, Music Reviews, and of course... the sick Bone's Lair News.
Closing song is "It's Fun to Smoke Dust" by DJ Lobsterdust
Check out his website http://djlobsterdust.com

Notice: No Goats were harmed in the making of this podcast. Honest!

This episode is not our usual show.

On 4/20/09 we lost a good friend Joseph Johnson aka Punk Rock Joe. Early on Joe had became a part of the podcast, in that JC regularly had stories involving Joe. Over the past few months Joe also starting giving me ideas for the show and more importantly suggestions on how to fuck with JC on the air (Joe was responsible for the shut the fuck up junkie clip). So, it seemed right to me that we do a show about Joe, and who better to tell the stories than his friends.

I wasn't expecting the impact it was going to have on everyone, including myself. This project became a chance to share with the world our friend, and more importantly a chance for several to offer him the goodbye they didn't get too tell him in person.

I collected nearly 3 hours of audio which sadly I had to edit down to less than 80 minutes. So, not everyones stories made it into the final cut, and many stories that have been included where edited down for time restraints. To that end JC & I intend in the future to make all the stories in their unedited form available for those who would like to hear them in their entirety.
My apologies to anyone whose stuff didn't make it on the final cut. I wish I could have included everything and everyone.

Through these stories I have found myself both laughing and crying. There are moments of this show that may be difficult to listen to. The last story is from Chris Greer, who was in the passengers seat during the accident. His account of what happened that night is probably one of the most powerful 5 minutes of audio I think I have ever heard. Chris's story goes a long way to sum up the kind of person Joe was.

All too often we take for granted the treasures in our life. As sad as these times are to deal with, they at least remind us of what and who are truly important in our lives. Remember those things, and cherish them daily.

I only hope this show will maybe help those still lost from his passing find a bit of closure, and serve to remind everyone how wonderful Joe truly was.

Joseph "Punk Rock Joe" Johnson
1979-2009. RIP

Special Guest (and not in the short bus way) Independent Zombie Film Maker Chris of MisGuided Productions joins the guys for Smoothies, and to talk about the sick news of the world. Bones Lair it's the best "colostomy bag comedy show" in the world!!!

Why does your Roadie remain inert? We watched "The Watchmen", Blue Dongs,  Tesla Roadies, why not to use power tools for sex toys, and much much much more sickness. oh... and "Shut the F**k up Junkie!"

It's all fun and games till someone gets hit with lawn darts or "Hot Carled"! See Its another show with the sick world we live in as viewed through the sick twisted minds of our boyz Bone, Arkady and JC. You have be warned!

Lock up the women and children, They're Back!!! Bone, Arkady, and JC finally come out of hiding from the Lynch Mobs to bring you all new episode. News, movies, and JC's new Vegas tales... Beware the Frankenpenis! You've been warned!

If you haven't listened to Ep#024 yet, do so before you listen to the this show.

JC finally arrives to join Bone, Arkady and our favorite Hillbillys Skip & Moe for our most "politically incorrect" show to date.
This episodes featured Song: "Piercing" by "Alien Implant"
Check em out at http://www.AlienImplant.com
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Tell em both Bone's Lair sent ya!

Don't forget to donate to the pudding wrestling episode!!!!
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The content within this show does not in any way reflect the beliefs or opinions of the Bones Lair Podcast or Twisted Hillbilly Magazine, or anyone else with half a brain. It's entertainment, and humor, though it be bad. If it offends you, get over it....

Twisted HillBillys: Skip and Moe, join Bone and Arkady to talk about Hill Betties, Amputee Hooker Murders, and Penis Amputations. It's a truly twisted show. Check out Twisted Hillbilly Magazine online at http://www.twistedhillbilly.com
Tell em Bone's Lair Sent ya!

Btw -"Somethings missing... Oh yeah....JC"

We're Back! And with an extra-long helping of our sickness!

Politics, Sheep Rape Detection Kits, and Thong Failures... Yes it's more stupidity from "The Lair"
Its been a while so here's an extra long extra unedited show!
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Picking up right where Ep#020 left off... More porn talk with the Stripper formerly known as Morgannn & Evey, Bone gets REAL drunk, and our first caller!

This is part 2 of a 2 part episode!

Bone's Lair has it's 1st birthday!!!
What better way to celabrate a b-day than with strippers?
Morgannnnnn returns to the show with her gf Evey to talk news, porn, and pudding wrestling with the guys.

This is part 1 of a 2 part episode!

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Q: What do penis thefts, semen stealing, pudding wrestling, sex with tables have in comman?  A: they're all topics on this episode of Bones Lair! Closing song - Gothkids by Bone

This is what happens when you don't make a Backup. We present whats left of Episode 18 - The Undeleted Scenes.

What would you do with a Midget Mafia?

Arkady's out sick, but JC & Bone get together to talk Movies, News and other weirdness. There were some sound gremlins running loose in the recording gear. So Drink every time the sound cuts off in one channel, pretty soon you won't notice.

After almost a month, all three of the guys get back in the studio together. Recaps of the last month, including Sweeny Todd, Rocky Horror, and JC in Vegas. We really don't make this stuff up....

A special X-mas episode of Bones Lair with Christmas related news and a special treat of some deleted scenes from previous episodes of the show.

HillBilly Skip of www.twistedhillbilly.com comes down off the mountain joins us to talk about their online mag, hot HillBetties, music, guns, along with all the sickness you have come to expect us. It's a Twisted Bones Lair for certain. YEEHAW!

Bone & Arkady manage to convince JC to pass on the Hannah Montana concert to hang out and do a show.

Arkady ditched JC and Bone to work with Helmet, so ahead and have a drink before you start this episode... Audio Geek moment. There are some technical issues in the sound this show, but the content makes up for it. Anyway the more you drink the better it will sound. SHOTGUN BUKAKKE!

Episode #010 - Can I get a Pallet of Hookers?
After the last episode JC decided he was such a "Hack" he was Going to stay home and "Hack Off". So, in his place some of "The White Lightning Burlesque Troop" join Arkady & Bone in the Lair, to talk about news movies Burlesque and the upcoming "Boo-Lesque Halloween" event.
check em out at
www.myspace.com/whitelightninburlesque

More info on the Halloween Event check out
www.KnoxGothic.com

Bone & JC manage to get together to get a show up...Finally

Things get even cruder as Morgann joins the Guys in the studio, and tells us all about the the double life of being a Catholic Stripper. Midgets in the News, More Drinking Games, and JC is STILL manages to stay sober!

Episode #7 - The Guys "Milk" some bad news headlines and JC FINALLY gets some mail...from a stripper!
Oh, and JC is sober....

A couple of 40s, the official Bone's Lair drinking game*, news and Dr. Goth.

*always drink responsibly - in other words don't play this game. You have been warned!

Voltaire graces the "Lair" with a great interview, along with more weirdness from the warped minds of Bone, Arkady, and JC.

Along with other weirdness, Professors Bone & Arkady give a lecture (ie talk out their asses) about early Seattle Grunge music history. 
JC is on vacation - send him some hate mail!

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